Official Staffing Update (and a Conflict of Pants)

November 5, 2007

I am Pleased to announce that many Staff Members of the Ministry of Silly Blogs have claimed or created Official Ministry Job Titles. Thank you for your various applications, which I received via Email, Comments, and Smoke Signal. If you applied for a Position, and do not see yourself on the List Below, please let the Ministry know via Email (ministrofsillyblogs.yahoo.com), Comments or Singing Telegram.

At Present, our Ministry Staff looks Thusly:

Chief Minister of Sillines: alejna of collecting tokens

Minister of Silly Socks: Celtic Angel of Celticangel.org

Undersecretary of Fun: Jessi of The Quirky World of Jessi

Director of Silly Quality Control: Sassy of eye heart internet

Director of Everything Else: Magpie of Magpie Musing

Super Secret Minister of Public Affairs: Evil Pink Cupcake of Evil Pink Cupcake

Director of the Bureau of Investigations of Particularly Silly Phenomena: fireweaver of laboratory tested¹

Grand Ambassador of Canadian Silliness and Such: Pamplemousse of French for Grapefruit

Chief of Stuff: azahar of casa az

Director of Chortles: merrymishaps of merry mishaps

Oversecretary of Underpants: Sarcastic Mom, aka Lotus, of Sarcastic Mom

Grand Poobah: Madame Meow of A Daily Dose of Zen Sarcasm

Chairman, Standing at the Back Dressed Stupidly and Looking Stupid Party: srah of srah blah blah

Chief Mistress of Leprechauns, Oompa Loompas, and Hobbits: Rach of Rachelskirts

Chief Silliness Advisor: Veronica of Sleepless Nights

Very Important Personage Whose Job is Somewhat Mysterious: Calliope of Silliness.org

Other Very Important Personage Whose Job is Somewhat Mysterious: Erika of DRY Ink (This title is pending, depending on the ending decided by the Applicant, which doesn’t rhyme with ending)

Additionally, the position of Eighth Minister of Pants has been claimed by urban pedestrian of urban pedestrian, who has made the following announcement.

Greetings, I would like to nominate, appoint and accept myself in the postion of Eighth Minister of Pants.

Thank you

As my first official action I would like it to be known that from here on “pants” shall be known as “trousers” by one and all and designated as such in all official an unofficial documents and correspondence. Anyone not abiding by this proclamation will face severe penalties. SEVERE, I tell you! Signed, The Eighth Minister of Trousers.

As I, Chief Minister of the Ministry of Silly Blogs, have close Professional Ties with the Ministry of Pants, I fear that this issue may need to be more fully debated. Or we may have an Official Feud on our Hands.

The Following Positions are still Accepting Applicants, including some Newly Added Silly Positions:
Minister of Internal Exterior Organization
Director of the Special Task Force on Mimes
Exceptionally Imposing Figurehead with No Actual Responsibilities
Director General of Generally Indirect Silliness
Secretary of Defense Against Squirrels
Deputy Chief of Goofiness
Head of Ministry Intelligence, Wit and Sarcasm
Supremely Powerful Director of the Department of Job Title Assignment
She/He Whose Job Title Shall Not Be Named
Second Assistant Minister of Silliness
Semi-Permanent Under-secretary
Undersecretary to the Third Assistant Minister of Silly Blogginess
Head of the Department of Jokes Involving Gerbils, Hamsters, and Other Small Mammals
Chief Investigator of Squid Intelligence
Curator of the Museum of Silliness
First Director of Secondary Silliness
Second Director of Primary Silliness
Silliness Liaison
Chief of Staff
Attache to the Undersecretary of Attaches

How to Apply for or Accept a Job Title:
You are welcome to choose from among the Job Titles above, or are invited to Designate a Job Title of your own Creation. (Or if you would like to add to the list of Job Titles for others to choose from.) If you would like to have a Job Title assigned to you at random, I will Happily assign one to you. If you have a Job Title listed, but would like to change it, let me know. If you would prefer not to have a job title and/or a link from the Ministry of Silly Blogs Blog, let me know that too.

It would be most helpful to me if you would send the following information to the Ministry ( ministryofsillyblogs@yahoo.com ):
1. your name (as you would like to be listed)
2. your blog name (as you would like it to be listed)
3. your full blog URL
4. your desired Job Title (and possibly an alternate Job Title)

Additional Opportunities from The Ministry of Silly Blogs:
If you would like to be an Official Co-Author of The Official Ministry of Silly Blogs Blog, I would Welcome your Company. You would need to have a WordPress account. If you don’t have one already, you can get one lickety split from WordPress.com.

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¹ fireweaver has also suggested the alternate Position of Pseudoscientific Quacktackery Attache, which, pending her approval, may be Available for Someone Else to claim.

7 Responses to “Official Staffing Update (and a Conflict of Pants)”

  1. young gun said

    hi..
    im trying to write jokes in english..
    i know my english is back..
    but i want have much friend from all over the worrrld..
    please give me some critics to increase my english.

  2. Woot! I got a job! Can I tell my husband that I am now contributing to society in a useful fashion? No? Bugger.

  3. I feel as though I need some silly tasks to do, as though I am shirking my duties. Give me something to do! :D

  4. Veronica said

    I added you to my blogroll too. I just want to share the silliness around :)

  5. alejna said

    young gun-
    Your request will be taken under advisement.

    Chief Silliness Advisor-
    Congratulations on your New Job. Perhaps you will have contributions to Silliness, if not to society.

    srah, CofSatBDSaLSP-
    Can interest you in putting together a post of silliness, or a post of Silly Links? I’d love to have some co-authors for the Offcial Ministry Blog. Or perhaps, if that is More Responsibility than you had Envisioned, can I request that you put a Banana on Your Head and Quack like a Duck?

  6. alejna said

    Veronica-
    Thank you for Contributing to the Glory and Publicity of the Ministry of Silly Blogs.

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